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« on: July 28, 2007, 11:36:00 PM » |
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I remember first seeing the Burger King back in the late 70's and though even way back then this guy is cool.
He was doing an Irish jig on the ceiling of the restraint when these kids are trying to eat then he dances down the wall starts his reign as the King of fast food.
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2007, 11:40:02 PM » |
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He would at first have inside skermishes with in his own kingdome with the likes of ther Duke of Dought and Sir Shakes a lot.
Before he could do them in and move on to more imposten thing.
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2007, 11:48:07 PM » |
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This guy was toataly out of it.
GREAATT SHAKEESS BURGEERR KINNGG!
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2007, 11:53:03 PM » |
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Once these guys where out of the way and he won over the kids of the erea with clever skatboard tricks and the hipnotic Hamberger thing that hung on the wall the seeds where planted.
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2007, 12:00:31 AM » |
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Come on kids sing with me.
He's the mistacal Magical Buerger king.
He can do most anything.
He likes magic and food that's fun....
Yes now sing it over and over and breath in the magic smoke.
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« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2007, 12:08:42 AM » |
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And then the King went into a dormant stage for 30 years and now has returned now that those kids have grown up.
The look is not quit the same but there is no mistaking the Burger King.
He had took the advide of his Wizard and had himself sealed in plastic to hold hid youth.
This has now made him imortal but in doing so has now robbed him of the power of speach.
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« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2007, 12:22:31 AM » |
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And soon he is winning back the hearts of his loyally fans who had long forgot about him and his antics, and soon with out a word his message for all these years is now clear.
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« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2007, 12:24:16 AM » |
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All he really wanted to do was feed the world his meat.
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« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2007, 12:38:20 AM » |
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And to do this there was certain obstacles he would have to remove to do this such as the evil prince clown of cholesterol.
Who who in turn sent his minions to halt the King from advancing on his dark palace.
But to little avail.
He was now ready for what ever he had to off no Grimace was to tough no Hamburgler to sly.
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« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2007, 12:46:36 AM » |
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The regin of the evil clown is over.
No longer shall you have to eat the food of a 2nd rate Jester.
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« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2007, 12:46:57 AM » |
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Now the Burger King smiles down on you.
Eat the meat my friends.
Eat!
Feast on the food of King's.
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« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2007, 12:23:03 PM » |
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Doc,
The KING is terrifing! First I thought the "stompin' the Hamburgler" was great, but then I saw the "hit" on Ronald, and that is friggin' hilarious! I actually laughed out loud! The fiberglass headed KING is so damned spooky!
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« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2007, 03:18:06 AM » |
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAAA, Oh man the ronald gif is toooo much!! I love how the kings head slides back into his seat as the window rolls up. and the king in the glass window is funny. what a creepy dude. the comercail that did it for me was the one where the construction worker was working on a building and he peaks over the other side and the king does the same, I would have sooo fallen off to my death. Creepy  |
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